rules to get you past a zombie attack

oh yeah that's right. I saw Zombie land and wanted to make some rules on how to live in a wolrd full of zombies

1.cardio (think about it, when the zombies are running around trying to kill, who do you think the first ones to go are. The fatties)
2.shoot the zombie twice
3.when in a car, look in the back seats
4.strech
5.enjoy the little things
6.stay on your guard when taking a dump or pissing
7.have someone slow and weak with you. (so that way when the zombies are runing at you they will get him first before you)
8.keep a sword or something like that on you for when you run out of bullets
9.have some bombs on you
10.don't be a hero

if you want to ask about a rule or add some of your rules put them here

lol Zombie land was awsome. X3

Another really good rule is stay on a boat as much as posible, zombies arnt known for their swimming ability.

lol... Niriel... that was great...

Yea.. i loved this movie.